So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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