so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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