That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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