their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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