i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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