4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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