was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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