im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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