All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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