i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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