so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
