David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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