You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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