herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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