if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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