Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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