I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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