More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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