IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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