omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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