i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Only a mothe r could love this liver
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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