I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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