Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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