The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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