NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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