Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you didnt know i had herpes?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
