some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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