Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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