i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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