susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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