I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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