the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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