My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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