And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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