You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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