lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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