in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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