what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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