Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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