so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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