this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Do I have a choice?
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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