idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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