porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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