Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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