Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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