hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
where does the pee come out of this thing
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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