its not stalking. its research.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she looked like the before picture.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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