Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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