Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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