Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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