she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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