I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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