so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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