I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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