i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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