I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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