Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
pop tarts are not kleenex
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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